pura chand nikalta hai to bheDiya aksar rota hai

puurā chāñd nikaltā hai to bheḌiyā aksar rotā hai

raat ko kuttā bhauñ bhauñ kartā din ko ullū sotā hai

sher kī ḳhāla billī us ko kyā kyā sabaq paḌhātī hai

khambā nochne lagtī hai bechārī jab ḳhisyātī hai

bhaiñs ke kaan se kaalā kavvā juueñ chugtā jaatā hai

bolī bhaiñs ki ''ai kavve kyuuñ mere kaan tū khātā hai''

uuñT kī kal sīdhī karne ko aa.e the kutte raajā

bolā uuñT ki ''pahle tū apnī dum sīdhī kar jā jaa''

jugnū kī dum se chamgādaḌ lene thoḌī aag gayā

gīdaḌ kī bhabhkī se Dar kar bāġhaḌ billā bhaag gayā

chamgādaḌ kī biivī darvāze se ulTī laTak ga.ī

puurā hāthī niklā lekin dum hāthī kī aTak ga.ī

bandar baañT rahā thā phaliyāñ bolā gidh ho ke barham

''ye achchhī taqsīm hai terī ḳhud le ziyāda ham ko kam''

hāthī ke dāñtoñ ko chūhe ne dekhā to ye bolā

ye to daañt dikhāne ke haiñ khāne vaale daañt dikhā

buDDhā totā paḌhne kī dhun meñ ik din schōl gayā

kavvā hañs kī chaal chalā to apnī chaal hī bhuul gayā

saañp ke badle bhaiñs ke aage chuhiyā biin bajā.egī

ab ke iid pe būḌhī ghoḌī laal lagām lagā.egī

mor kise jañgal meñ jā kar apnā naach dikhātā hai

gīdaḌ kī shāmat aa.e to shahr kī jānib jaatā hai

dumba zarrāfe kī gardan nāpne ko tayyār huā

murġhābī ke anDe khā kar saañp bahut bīmār huā

ban-mānus kī naak pe makkhī baiThī lekin phisal ga.ī

bhālū ko aatā dekhā to shahd kī makkhī sambhal ga.ī

aadhā tītar khāyā lekin bhūkā rah gayā babbar sher

shernī us ke vāste le kar aa.ī aadhā aur baTer

ullū ko har shāḳh pe baiThā dekh ke TaTTū ḳhvār huā

meñDak kī Tar-Tar se dariyā.ī ghoḌā bezār huā

allāh-jī kī gaa.e paḌosan ke ghar khāne phalī ga.ī

puure nau sau chūhe khā kar billī haj ko chalī ga.ī

pura chand nikalta hai to bheDiya aksar rota hai

raat ko kutta bhaun bhaun karta din ko ullu sota hai

sher ki KHala billi us ko kya kya sabaq paDhati hai

khamba nochne lagti hai bechaari jab KHisyati hai

bhains ke kan se kala kawwa juen chugta jata hai

boli bhains ki ai kawwe kyun mere kan tu khata hai

unT ki kal sidhi karne ko aae the kutte raja

bola unT ki pahle tu apni dum sidhi kar ja ja

jugnu ki dum se chamgadaD lene thoDi aag gaya

gidaD ki bhabhki se Dar kar baghaD billa bhag gaya

chamgadaD ki biwi darwaze se ulTi laTak gai

pura hathi nikla lekin dum hathi ki aTak gai

bandar banT raha tha phaliyan bola gidh ho ke barham

ye achchhi taqsim hai teri KHud le ziyaada hum ko kam

hathi ke danton ko chuhe ne dekha to ye bola

ye to dant dikhane ke hain khane wale dant dikha

buDDha tota paDhne ki dhun mein ek din school gaya

kawwa hans ki chaal chala to apni chaal hi bhul gaya

sanp ke badle bhains ke aage chuhiya bin bajaegi

ab ke id pe buDhi ghoDi lal lagam lagaegi

mor kise jangal mein ja kar apna nach dikhata hai

gidaD ki shamat aae to shahr ki jaanib jata hai

dumba zarrafe ki gardan napne ko tayyar hua

murghabi ke anDe kha kar sanp bahut bimar hua

ban-manus ki nak pe makkhi baiThi lekin phisal gai

bhaalu ko aata dekha to shahd ki makkhi sambhal gai

aadha titar khaya lekin bhuka rah gaya babbar sher

sherni us ke waste le kar aai aadha aur baTer

ullu ko har shaKH pe baiTha dekh ke TaTTu KHwar hua

meinDak ki Tar-Tar se dariyai ghoDa bezar hua

allah-ji ki gae paDosan ke ghar khane phali gai

pure nau sau chuhe kha kar billi haj ko chali gai